Labelled "Storm Preparation," someone has placed inflatable rafts strategically around campus:

Good stuff! Looking forward to the floods!

Found a Google ejection seat on campus the other day:

I guess I'll use it as inspiration to launch a new Google-ified version of this site.

The previous version of this site ran a vintage version of Wordpress on a 2002-era VAIO laptop (with a cracked display) through a pokey DSL connection. It garnered it reviews like:

This new version is running in a Google datacenter with all the resources a $0.00 Daily Budget can buy.

I wonder if that'll make the posts any better?

Heard while watching The Equalizer.