Saw this on Failblog:

That's a pretty sweet Classic Video Game Arcade Home Entertainment System.
Saw this on Failblog:

That's a pretty sweet Classic Video Game Arcade Home Entertainment System.
Before leaving the internet, I tried to send bi-monthly Toastmaster Area updates to the Officers of G4... Now that the term is ending, I figured I better get one out to promote the picnic -- wish I had time to make it more concise, but this is what I ended up sending:
Three topics in this mail: DCP status, Officer Elections, and Summer Picnic.
DCP Status:
Current status: http://mccreavy.com/dcp-goals
Macintalkers's "Additional CL" Point was processed this week and Macintalkers is now President's Distinguished -- congratulations Ivan, Harita, and Dennis!
Also, Cupertino Toastmasters got their "AC" point, bringing them to 8/10: congratulations to Anita and Doris -- good luck with getting one more point to be President's Distinguished!
With the creation of Maxim Toastmasters earlier this month, our Area is officially President's Distinguished -- first in the District! Thanks for all your efforts in making G4 such a great Area!
Officer Elections:
Club officer election season is here -- according to:
We're supposed to have club officer elections around the end of May with the term officially starting on July 1st and running through June 30th.
Do your best to drum up interest in having people run and serve in these roles. Give it your best pitch, and try to get multiple people to sign up to have "real" elections with speeches and votes. It makes for a fun meeting.
Many of G4's clubs have had success having the "runner up" in each election serve as a "co-officer" for the term. If your club doesn't currently have them, consider implementing co-officers -- they make your club stronger! If you have any questions about adding "co-officers" to your club, contact me.
Summer Picnic:
Last summer, a few clubs in our area had a great Toastmaster Picnic. Food, drinks, fun, and table topics -- who could ask for anything more?
Please float the idea at your next club meeting of having a picnic on Saturday, June 30th. Melisa has volunteered to coordinate and supply potato-sacks for any races -- if you (or a member of your club) would like to help arrange this event, please email Melisa.
Last year we had it in Linda Vista Park (11000 Linda Vista Drive, Cupertino, CA 95014) -- if you have a better location, please recommend.
Best,
Mike
PS: Thanks for all the congratulatory messages regarding last weekend's elections -- I look forward to working with you next term as a Division Governor. If there's anything I can do for you in this role, let me know!
Hope the picnic will be a success!

Last week went to the Sierras for some camping. On the way up, I saw a bear and completely failed as a nature photographer, but this is my bear sighting:
The bear was scrambling up the side of a hill, I think you can see his rear-end at the very end.
Or it was bigfoot.
It only took a day for Comcast to deactivate the internet after my subscription expired, and the internet was off for about a month.

Trying to get DSL from AT&T was a challenge: they have ads on TV featuring $14.95/month DSL, but if you call AT&T they say "that offer is national, and its not available in your area" and push you to get U-Verse for something like $49.95/month.
Going through their online system, you can see a $14.95/month offer, and add it to a shopping cart -- but when you put in your information and try to get to checkout, it invariably turned into some $29.95/month offer. I went through an online representative and they said I could get $14.95/month if I first subscribed to the $29.95/month offer, called an 800 number to get it "downgraded" to $19.95, and then called another 800 number and link it to my wireless subscription for another $5.00 off -- resulting in a $14.95/month bill.
Not sure it was worth all the hoops you had to jump through, and I haven't seen a bill yet -- but I'm supposed to have $14.95/month internet now for a year.
I perceive DSL as slightly slower than cable for download, but its faster for upload. I haven't run any speedtests -- this is only evaluating it by response times when playing LightBike2 on the iPad. For Netflix streaming, DSL works fine.
And therein lies the rub, without the internet at home I was a lot more productive. Since getting internet back, I'm wasting too much time on Netflix. Hopefully though, I'll get into posting again -- AdSense revenue is way down for May, indicating Google really does prioritize "new" content in their PageRanking.
Tomorrow is April 9th, and my game of chicken with Comcast's billing department will have come to an end.

For the past 4 years, I've been paying between $19.95 and $21.99 for Comcast Xfinity economy Internet service -- its not super fast (especially when trying to upload videos to youtube), but it's good enough for SSH connections, Netflix streaming, and the occasional XBox Live gaming sessions.
For $20/month, it was a good deal. For the "non-promotion" pricing of $45/month, I'd want a better connection.
I've always been able to get the "promotional" pricing by being as nice as I possibly can to the service representative (or, failing that, switching names on the account). Rarely negotiations would make their way to the "retention department," but I'd be as reasonable and accomodating as I could and we'd work something out.
Comcast hasn't been offering the $20 promotional rate in their TV commercials for quite a while -- the best rate I've seen in these spots is $24.95/month for 6 months. Inflation? When I saw my $19.95/month promotion was ending, I was thinking it was an "end of an era" for the $20/month internet bill.
I tried my best to go for the $24.95 rate -- but no dice: "That's only for new customers. I can't offer you that."
I got forwarded right from first-level customer service through to the "disconnection" department, and we scheduled the service to be terminated at the end of the current billing period: April 9th. They've called back twice to confirm (making no effort to improve on the $45/month pricing) so I'm feeling they're serious.
I'll be looking into AT&T DSL ($14.95/month if you bundle it with an AT&T Wireless Plan and are willing to endure their onerous webstore). Either that or move the computer closer to the window to get some of that free Mountain View Google WiFi.
So here I was thinking I had the weekend all planned, and now I have to go buy an XBox 360 Kinect, Kinect Star Wars, and enough vodka to last 48 hours:
Apologies to the downstairs neighbors in advance. I'm still laughing -- look at the move names: "Trash Compactor," "The Speeder," "Falcon in Flight..." Bahahahaha... "Double Blaster," I'm dying!. "Chewie Hug?" STOP, NOW! Take my money! I really, really hope I've not just got caught in a belated April Fool's joke.
Hrmph... It sucks they don't sell a Kinect stand-alone -- but Kinect Star Wars is real. LOL!
I wonder if Boba Fett dances like a Goth?
Imagine Darth Vader with backup stormtroopers?!? I'm dying some more. Bahahahaha... It's true: Darth Vader has backup Storm Troopers!
Seriously: I wonder if the developers of this game had to commit seppuku in front of George Lucas at Skywalker Ranch after it was discovered this got shipped!?!
I can only hope they did themselves in on their own terms before Star Wars "Trekkies" (Warsies?) issue a Fatwah like radical Muslims did for that Danish cartoonist! Talk about a bunch of Microsoft Infidels!
LOL times infinity -- here are the "I'm Han Solo" lyrics:
I’m Solo, I’m Han Solo,
I’m Han Solo.
I’m Han Solo. Solo.
Yeah, I’m feelin’ good tonight,
Finally feeling free and it feels so right, oh.
Time to do the things I like,
Gonna see a Princess, everything’s all right, oh.
No Jabba to answer to,
Ain’t a fixture in the palace zoo, no.
And since that carbonite’s off me
I’m livin’ life now that I’m free, yeah.
Told me to get myself together
Now I got myself together, yeah.
Now I made it through the weather,
Better days are gonna get better.
I’m so happy the carbonite is gone.
I’m movin’ on.
I’m so happy that it’s over now.
The pain is gone.
I’m putting on my shades
To cover up my eyes
I’m jumpin’ in my ride,
I’m heading out tonight
I’m Solo, I’m Han Solo,
I’m Han Solo.
I’m Han Solo. Solo.
I’m picking up my blaster,
Put it on my side.
I’m jumpin’ in my Falcon
Wookie at my side.
I’m solo, I’m Han Solo,
I’m Han Solo.
I’m Han Solo. Solo.
"Hex wars" was a multiplayer turn-based strategy game in the spirit of Risk
played on a field of hexagons.
Google searching for this game doesn't turn up the original -- it seems there's a new version of Hex Wars with more complex gameplay and requires multiplayer, and when no one else is online: no fun.
Each player's turn consists of three stages: place, attack, and fortify.
Place. The number of "troops" you get each turn is based on the number of hexs you've retained. The version I played, the placement was automatically handled by computer with random placement of new troops.
Attack. When you attack an enemy on an adjacent hex, the likelihood of winning is increased by having more troops on the attacking hex than the hex being attacked.
Fortify. Your turn ends when you choose to stop attacking and instead choose to move troops between two adjacent hexs: you can only move one set of troops (and you can move all but one of your troops to the receiving hex).
At least, that's what I remember -- there's a version of Hex Wars on the App store:

but I've played it and the graphics aren't as strong as the original Flash (they use numeric values to indicate troop counts instead of stacked coins), and the program crashes a lot... Its rare to be able to finish a game before it deadlocks or just exits back to the springboard.
I don't remember how hex groups get coalesced. I think that was important. I'll keep searching for the original.
A Google Adsense check arrived over the weekend:

That covered earnings from January and February, which means I'm averaging $2 a day:

According to Google Analytics, most people end up on this site looking for Commodore Programming Tips, Men's hairstyling suggestions, and how Capacitors work.
The people looking for Commodore stuff actually spend time on the site and read the articles, and the Hairstyle/Capacitor people blow through the place -- but there are a lot more of them... The capacitor post was only a month ago but generated a (relative) ton of traffic.
We may get to use work resources to post some ads on the Luminate network as part of a test -- I'll have to choose my keywords wisely to drive only the most lucrative traffic to mccreavy.com.
$125, minus 2 months of Linode hosting ($40) = $85. Wonder where it should go?

Toothpick Tiefighter, 2012
Materials: Toothpicks, Glue, Boredom
Coming soon: Milkshake Straw X-Wing.