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Someone in the apartment complex who must not be familiar with chain of custody protocols left their 23andMe DNA test kit out in the mailbox for pickup:

I wonder how open the neighborhood cat would be to a donating a saliva sample?

I'm not sure if I should be happy to discover there have been 8 hours of The Walking Dead released since February that I wasn't aware of until tonight.

I'm suddenly cognizant of a world full of spoilers. There goes Saturday.

So here I was thinking I had the weekend all planned, and now I have to go buy an XBox 360 Kinect, Kinect Star Wars, and enough vodka to last 48 hours:

Apologies to the downstairs neighbors in advance. I'm still laughing -- look at the move names: "Trash Compactor," "The Speeder," "Falcon in Flight..." Bahahahaha... "Double Blaster," I'm dying!. "Chewie Hug?" STOP, NOW! Take my money! I really, really hope I've not just got caught in a belated April Fool's joke.

Hrmph... It sucks they don't sell a Kinect stand-alone -- but Kinect Star Wars is real. LOL!

I wonder if Boba Fett dances like a Goth?

Imagine Darth Vader with backup stormtroopers?!? I'm dying some more. Bahahahaha... It's true: Darth Vader has backup Storm Troopers!

Seriously: I wonder if the developers of this game had to commit seppuku in front of George Lucas at Skywalker Ranch after it was discovered this got shipped!?!

I can only hope they did themselves in on their own terms before Star Wars "Trekkies" (Warsies?) issue a Fatwah like radical Muslims did for that Danish cartoonist! Talk about a bunch of Microsoft Infidels!

LOL times infinity -- here are the "I'm Han Solo" lyrics:

I'm feeling like a star, You can't stop my shine I'm lovin? Cloud City, My head's in the sky I'm Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo. I'm Han Solo. Solo. Yeah, I'm feelin' good tonight, Finally feeling free and it feels so right, oh. Time to do the things I like, Gonna see a Princess, everything's all right, oh. No Jabba to answer to, Ain't a fixture in the palace zoo, no. And since that carbonite's off me I'm livin' life now that I'm free, yeah. Told me to get myself together Now I got myself together, yeah. Now I made it through the weather, Better days are gonna get better. I'm so happy the carbonite is gone. I'm movin' on. I'm so happy that it's over now. The pain is gone. I'm putting on my shades To cover up my eyes I'm jumpin' in my ride, I?m heading out tonight I'm Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo. I'm Han Solo. Solo. I'm picking up my blaster, Put it on my side. I'm jumpin' in my Falcon Wookie at my side. I'm solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo. I'm Han Solo. Solo.

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