Found a Google ejection seat on campus the other day:
I guess I'll use it as inspiration to launch a new Google-ified version of this site.
The previous version of this site ran a vintage version of Wordpress on a 2002-era VAIO laptop (with a cracked display) through a pokey DSL connection. It garnered it reviews like:
@mccreavy hello there please tweet more often! also your website is really slow lol? Ethan Nelson-Moore (@parrotgeek1) April 2, 2014
This new version is running in a Google datacenter with all the resources a $0.00 Daily Budget can buy.
I wonder if that'll make the posts any better?